Sunday, 30 November 2014

What's The Bottom Line presents Grind My Gears Issue #6


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Introduction


Welcome to GRIND MY GEARS! We are back with what really grinds our gears! Now, if you don't understand the concept of Grind My Gears it's something that tics you're tempers, aggression, frustrations. Basically, pressing those buttons no one should really press! So, let's get right to it and talk what Grinds Our Gears!



The Moment You Tidy Something It's Ruined!

Am going to be honest, this never bugged me until I started a certain something. It happened to me this week, I was tidying the DVD section all nicely, dark rated 18s together (rated R), then 18s, 15s, 12s, PGs and Us and then so on with games. But, when I finally finished this one guy decided to re-arrange every single DVD....And, he didn't buy anything! He put 18s in 15s, Us in 18s it drived me mad! And, he knew it took me about 10 minutes to do it. But, considering am in a professional environment I won't speak out. I could keep doing it, but he was that desperate to get and give me more work which was irrelevant. What did he achieve?!?!?! NOTHING! I don't understand why people can't put back something when they take it out. It's like I'll take a book out and put it in the fish bowl...doesn't make sense. OR, it's like you're in a Chinese restaurant and just order English chips.....No connections, don't understand. But, this isn't the highlight of what grinds my gears. 


I Must Of Missed It In The News, Manners Cost Something?

This weeks Grind My Gears Highlight goes to this one. We all understand and bump into this on a casual day to day life but this one REALLY got to me. Manners cost nothing, it's like air it SHOULD come naturally to us. But, I was dealing with someone and they were incredibly inpatient, rude, aggressive and above all racist. Now, you're thinking why did you let them? The racist was the child, the aggressive was the dad, the impatient was the mum and the rude was all together! I didn't do anything because I took the high ground. But, we are in the new generation and I was physically sick that I have countered something in a civilized environment like this. Am sorry, but how I was brought up you get what you're given and treat everyone equally. I just simply smile and I still be nice even if there not it's just....I don't understand point blank. But, I've been thinking about it not many people I've encounter has manners. Yes, I am a comedian mostly and have a laugh but in  a positive way I would of thought. But, when someone that I encounter seems strict I won't because they might take it the wrong way which in some way makes me uncomfortable. Like, one day I just felt I couldn't laugh, smile, tell the odd joke and be pleasant and polite. I don't know why, I did praise the lord! But, I dunno what happened there. I just had a vibe not to but I still did and went okay haha. 

People That Think They Know Better

I have encounter this more often then I should at my age, the most I'll do is tell you knowledge you might not help and might benefit you e.g necessary. I am usually kind and helpful and true with what I say because that's just me. BUT, when someone tells me there's only ONE WAY to do things am sorry I have to say "No there isn't". I CAN'T stand people that are one minded, it's their way or no way. Am just like "sorry, go away". I have learn't that being open minded will get you far. But, this person pushed and pushed me and I had to tell this person straight "You do it then". Simply because, A) this person was making me uncomfortable, B) doesn't have the authority to tell me how to do certain things (fact) and off course C) I do have a brain! I mean, what we were doing isn't rocket science or brain surgery! It's very very very simple stuff,, you don't need any qualifications to do it. But, I tell you something I really wanted to speak up more and I did and now we work slightly better I want to say. But, not completely better if that makes sense. But, this person won't change they are stuck in their mind set which does really annoy me. I don't understand how can someone think they are a better person then yourself? I believe everyone is equal, no one can be better than someone else because they could be better than something you're not.   


That 1% Battery Life!

This really really is the top Grind My Gears personally, I charge my phone reasonably way. In the morning 100% great am sorted for the day.....so you think! I forgot to turn off my phone this one time it was on for an hour. From 53% to 1%! I was like, "right, where's my charger" and I needed my phone that time to make a really quick phone call. And, the moment I found my charger my phone dies! I was just like, this is either karma or a sign saying "Just remember to turn off your phone". I get panic when it's on 1%, and am not gonna lie was more interested sending this text first then charging because even thou it says 1% it's a good solid 5 minutes before it dies! I mean, that makes no sense to me. Plus, it happens to you when you desperately need to use your phone and you sigh and go "Oh, GREAT!". I mean, there should be an emergency supply of battery for big emergencies! Why hasn't Apple or other mobile companies thought of this?!?! 

People Judging What You Wear

Let's round this up with something I personally hate people doing. And, it may seem simple and doesn't phase you but later on could do. It's people judging what you wear, now I love what I wear. It's me. I love colour, I love my hair, my shoes, my marvel/dc t-shirts, my short sleeved shirts and yet the other day someone laughed at me......Now, I don't understand why? Yes, they are wearing uniforms and I just laughed back. Mainly because, if they got to choose what they wear I bet around 85% of the school population would be bullied because it's going against the 'normal' appearance. It's actually fact because it happens in American with their schools. But, I still don't understand the laughter and it didn't phase me because am generally happy with my appearances and fashion sense. 

So. What's The Bottom Line?


So, let's sum That's The Bottom Line Grind My Gears.....Tidy to Untidy is something we can't physically provent but having that level of not caring is great to have. But, at the end of the day if they knew you went through all that work to tidy up don't let it phase you. Manners.....Honestly, I think it's how you brought up. Manners cost nothing, and learning them won't even take a minute. However, people thinking their better and their way is the only way...simply ignore them and do what you make you comfortable. The 1% battery just be conscious with you're phone and make sure it's at least at half battery life if it's on all the time so you can keep a good eye on the battery life. And, here's from experience if someone laughs at you're clothing just smirk because it's immature at the end of the day because they will encounter other people wearing what they think is funny. But, that could end badly and that's the bottom line for Grind My Gears.


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What's The Bottom Line with My Top 20 Favourite Aliens From Films

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My Top 20 Favourite Aliens From Films


Introduction


So, here's my top 20 Aliens, I was trying my best to pick different kinds of aliens, I've done some from Star Trek, Star Wars, Musicals, Disney films, animation, sci-fi, I love the concept of the unknown. And, considering Aliens are still to this date, hugely popular and still we are in the unknown, makes you wonder is there truly life outside our solar system. So, here's my top 20 aliens and why, and at the end I will give a bottom line into why I overall picked these aliens. 


1) Alien from Alien (1979)


There actually isn't one is the best and 20 is the worst! But, we can clearly say that this Alien from Alien (1979) has to be at least in the top three of our all time favourite alien. I watched the directors cut last night, and am planning on watching them all throughout December, because Alien is one of those films that is unique on it's own. It doesn't start of like this, it's like a parasite and lays eggs in it's victims and boom, you have a tiny slimy alien....for about 10 minutes, then it shreds and boom! You have a huge 9/10 feet, slithering, stealth killing machine!. I think I like the fact it has two mouths, the creators really thought of what we could do to make it truly an alien! So, clearly you need that fear factor. You need sharp teeth, give it another set! The head for the shell make it completely different from our own and off course that tail! I think, I like anything the Alien has been in, even AVP because it gave it a completely different dimension to Alien that I didn't know of. But, I would have to say that Alien is truly a top 5 Alien when it comes to Alien films. 

2) Predator from Predator (1987)


Speaking of killing machines, this is probably a bad butt kicking machine in its own rights. We first saw these creatures in Preadtor (1987) has done a few films and even remakes called Predators. And, was in AVP 1 + 2. But, what is a Predator? Well, apart from being the most unattractive thing since Jason Voorhees with dreadlocks. But, what comes down to it has high tech equipment, it has awesome stealth weapon, different settings into his helmet for thermal, movement, blood recognition. And, it has lots of bombs as well, I remember Predator he planted bombs and traps for the prey. It's the ultimate Predator in and out of the known and unknown universe if I had to name it. But, who could stop it? Well, Arnold Schwarzenegger did try his best! But, I love the level of detail later on they did to the Predator and we see a more ritual, tribe and in a sense pride and respect for killing there prey. I would just love to see an origins story, a proper one of these creatures. 

3) E.T from E.T The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)


It's a cute film, ideally this is what we imagine as aliens at first thinking I would say. E.T Phone Home, is still being used in adverts today because of how hugely popular the film is. That iconic scene the boy flying on his bike has been used as spoofs everywhere. From Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, to Lego games and advertising companies. I think the main thing, if I had to pick anything from E.T is that the alien is pure. E.T is an innocent alien, who doesn't want to do harm to others, E.T is a curious alien, wondering and is lost and can't find his way back. I have to say, they got that vulnerability that was portrayed in E.T spot on, because of the size of E.T, the speech, the very look at E.T either makes you go "Aww!" or "Eww" but not "AHHH!" which I feel is a good spot to make in an Alien film. To get that right, presence of a family atmospheric film.

4) Paul from Paul (2011)


I love this film because it's the third film from Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, they did Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and then this Paul! It's purely one of the best sci-fi films I've seen that has got that comedy element correct. Paul, just reminded me of a more sober Roger from American Dad. The fact that this alien was more knowledgeable, more funny, more enthusiastic than others that I mentioned. I mean, he doesn't come close to killing Predator but at least you can get drunk with Paul. Plus, we see what Aliens powers can do, because there's that theory of if you do get kidnapped by aliens you will be probed for information and they will plant a device to control your minds. A lot of films, have references to this from Looney Tunes: Back in Action, Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders to clearly Paul and Scary Movie 3. I think Paul is a winner, the look of him isn't too simple, you get the right characteristics and that X-Files look of what Aliens look like. And, the fact Paul's personality is very human I think, and what is human? Well, basically Paul is communicating and the character itself is more connectible to other aliens. 


5) Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)


I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT! I was carefully picking which alien from the Marvel Universe I would want to write about. And, the fact, I was thinking which Alien talks the least but leaves that astonishing lasting impression. Groot! Groot is a tree life form that can grow....he can only say "I AM GROOT" but it means different things, and some people can or can't understand him. Plus, I won't mention it because it is a new film and just come out and people might not see it yet. But, Groot has some incredible abilities which for an alien life form really makes you think and want to be a Groot some where out there.

6) The Borg from Star Trek: The First Contact (1996)


I was going to pick more of the traditional and a lot more well known Star Trek aliens. But, this alien deserves to be here because it was rated out of top 10 most scariest alien life form in films. The Borg, it's a collective hive, intelligent, it's basically The Cybermen from Doctor Who but doesn't look to metal more dark and you see the human life inside the Borg more. I think the fact, the Borg does adapt to it's surroundings and learns of a way to kill you in minutes, can hack into ships, can take over ships, destroy ships, simulate and convert any alien life forms into the Borg is really interesting. We seen the Borg throughout Star Trek, my favourite is Star Trek: Voyager when Seven of 9 gets back to being human, but still has those Borg characteristics. I would state, that the Borg is one of those aliens that can't be stop unless your inside the collective, and for that to happen you have to be a Borg.

7) Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors (1986)


He's just a green mean mother.,....Shut your mouth! Audrey II is a plant from outer space, it's in a musical called Little Shop of Horrors. I have to say, that this just makes me laugh every time I see it. I love the music, but I love the actual character of Audrey II. Audrey II is clever, manipulative, and it grows and grows by eating humans...Yeah, don't buy this at your local supermarket! But, Audrey II is sassy, cheeky, funny, charming, and the fact that Audrey II sounds and understands what we humans go through, and knows our hearts and desires can break that down to get what Audrey II wants. I think the fact, it's one of those interesting Aliens that you can't believe can happen, happened! If you haven't seen this film see it, you got Rick Moranis from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and Spaceballs, John Candy from Cool Runnings, Steve Martin from Cheaper by the Dozen. It's a great family film, and I would highly recommend ti.

8) Critters from Critters (1986)


I was going to do the Gremlins, but I didn't know what to class them as. So, I got the next best thing which I knew is an alien. Critters. They did three films of these creatures, they have the personalities of the Gremlins, but they swear a lot more and they are furry. It's like getting a cute little werewolf drunk before it eats you. They have the same principle of the Gremlins, if they eat they grow and multiple.They are very cheeky and they will laugh at you, and eyes go red. I wouldn't class it as a horror but they did back then, it's very funny if you love Gremlins these films you will utterly love. I just love the fact, they classed Critters as the ultimate killing machine....kick them and they will fly out of your door.



9) Coneheads from Coneheads (1993)


Speaking of comedy, Dan Aykroyd's best performance I think. There's a connection with these aliens with Star Trek: Arena when Dan Aykroyd's character has to fight for his freedom. I mean, Coneheads the alien itself isn't actually from anywhere! Well, that I could find, it's an original idea. Basically, these Coneheads get stranded on Earth so they have to blend in, and before you know it! They love Earth, you do discover they talk differently, my favourite scene is the Dentist! They have like 300 teeth! Honestly thou, if you have a son or daughter and you want them to try out sci-fi films this is ideally one of the first films to try. It has some soppy romance, fantastic drama and action and off course lots of laughs a long the way.

10) Darleks from Dr. Who and the Darleks (1966)


I have just noticed that we have been doing a lot of killing machines! Next up, The Darleks from the most running longing sci-fi TV series in history, Doctor Who. Not many people, might not know about Dr. Who and the Darleks because it's not fully connected with the Doctor Who TV Series. The Darleks. Inside, a squid like intelligent being, outside an armored, plunger killing and death ray firing and off course "EXTERMINATE" killing machine. I love the fact, that they have look more darker in the latest TV series and they don't look well 60s. I have to admit, the look is fantastic, it's unusual and is probably the top 5 all time Doctor Who foes. These Darleks can even levitate upstairs, fly and temporary shift (teleport in time). They are the most technological advanced alien I would say with the ability to conquer worlds. 

11) Aliens from The War of the Worlds (2005)


Speaking of words. War of the Worlds. We see these machines destroying buildings, capturing humans. But, we only see a glimpse at what these Aliens look like. And, from what I remember of the film because we are going back a good 9 years now. The aliens wasn't as easy to kill, they are intelligent, and they wanted to capture the world for there own. But, the aliens seem to be curious about the world and what was going on in the world. It had that post apocalyptic atmosphere about it, but I would have to say that it's one of the best alien films because of how we see humanity coping with a offensive alien force. 

12) Martians from Mars Attack!! (1996)


Martians from Mars here to take over the planet. But, what are the Martians? I think, if I would have to break it down, they like to kill, they love it! They like the fact they can get away with pure murder and laugh about it because of Earth being under-advance. But, they have a sense of humour, I would say they have a great personality and if they want to take over the planet, do it in a funny way! They are curious, we can clearly see this in certain scenes. Like, transmitting a man's head to a dog's body....yeah that happened. Plus, it's a Tim Burton film which people sometimes forget, but the comedy element is there, and it's not taken to seriously I would thought. They kept with what we think Martians look like and incorporate it into actual events. I would have to say thou, there running is just hilarious.

13) The Nerdlucks from Space Jam (1996)


The Monstars! These talen stealing aliens is one of my favourite animated aliens. They are found in one of the most highest rated animated film in the 90s Space Jam. They have that looney and clumsy personality and the fact they are tiny like a mouse, but has deadly weapons to take over Looney Tunes land makes them a comedy in itself. I mean, come on, imagine a mouse with a deadly weapon.....except Jerry (Tom and Jerry) and Danger Mouse. Plus, they all have different personalities, and the fact when they get All Star Basketball Player's talents they are huge, they are unstoppable at the talent of Basketball......cue Michael Jordon. It's truly a fantastic family 90s film and this is one reason why they deserve to be in the top 20. 

14) Yolkians from Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius (2001)


The chicken dance as a way of tribute to there God, which is a alien chicken....The Yolkians are an interesting species. They can easily take what they want, but as smarts go they aren't that intelligent. They more have a huge ego that they can't be stopped and they can conquer universes. However, the King seems to be the smartest of the Yolkians and his second hand man seems to be about 10 steps behind. The Yolkians are in my top 20 simply because of the visual design of the Aliens. It's slightly different from what we are related to what is Alien and they got rid of the whole intelligent life form and made them "stupid" which makes the element itself of the origins of Aliens (itself) being different. 

15) Thermians from Galaxy Quest (1999)


NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER. If you haven't seen this film, you wouldn't know what that means. But the Termians if I have to class them, they are like children, you have to talk to them very simple, and they can't grasp complicated situations. The film, is basically Star Trek, but imagine actors in a TV series called Galaxy Quest and aliens come across it, and think it's real....Yeah, that's the film. Thermians they are a squid like creature but as you can see they can transform to a human appearance. The four is the main characters we see, the one on the left is the main leader, the second is the engineer, the third is the female we see a lot and the third one is a lover of Alan Rickman's character. It's really another simple Sci-Fi film for new beginners to sink there teeth in. But, I picked these Aliens for my top 20 because of how different they are as aliens. For example, one of the scenes they are asking Tim Allen (Captain of the spaceship in the TV series Galaxy Quest) for help to fight against an alien race. He thinks it's this new script, but it actually happens. It's a quirky film, but a family audience and sci-fi lovers will love this film. 

16) The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)


I didn't like this film, but I love seeing one of my childhood characters come to the big screen. The Great Gazoo. The Great Gazoo is a tiny, green, floating alien who was exiled to Earth from his home planet Zetox as punishment for having invented a doomsday machine, a weapon of immense destructive power. His invention was a button which if pressed would destroy the universe in an explosive "ZAM," though he insists he made it on a whim ("I wanted to be the first on my block to have one!") with no intent of using it. Gazoo was discovered by Fred and Barney when his flying saucer crashed; Gazoo recognizes Fred's and Barney's world as prehistoric Earth, implying Zetox banished him through time as well as space. Gazoo refers to Fred and Barney as "dum-dums" and constantly causes problems for them. He can materialize and dematerialize objects, teleport, freeze time, travel through time, and perform other remarkable feats, but when he attempts to help out Fred and Barney, he usually ends up causing even more trouble. The only people who are able to see him are Fred, Barney, and the children, because they believe in him; animals also can see him. A running gag is that Fred argues with Gazoo while Wilma believes that he is talking to himself. When their daughter, Pebbles, says "Gazoo," Wilma thinks Pebbles is sneezing. I love The Great Gazoo because of his child like behaviour but also seeing that he sees people's dream and he can make them into a reality, so The Great Gazoo is like a genie in a spaceship, but be-careful what you wish for. 

17) Stitch from Lilo and Stitch

I love Stitch, probably one of the most well known aliens in Disney, Stitch is experiment 626, originally created to cause chaos across the galaxy, he is marked by his mischievous behaviour, traits that endear him to his friend Lilo (who adopted him as her puppy dog). Random fact about Stitch, he is voiced by his creator and the film's co-director, Chris Sanders. Stitch was created by Dr. Jumba Jookiba who made more than one experiment which made into a TV film "Stitch! The Movie" and TV series. But, Stitch became good through the help of Hawaiian girl Lilo and off course good old Elvis. I think Stitch is top 20 because of his ability to destroy cities, but also he's a cutie! I mean, he is one of a kind alien who has an interesting and curious behaviour. But deep down, I love Stitch as an alien, because he wants something we all have....a family.

18) Optimus Prime from Transformers (2007) 


Prime is the leader of the Autobots, a faction of transforming robots from the planet Cybertron. The Autobots are constantly waging war against a rival faction of transforming robots called Decepticons. He is depicted as a brave, powerful, wise and compassionate leader who puts his talent to use improving the universe around him. Optimus is portrayed as having a strong sense of justice and righteousness and has dedicated himself to the protection of all life, particularly the inhabitants of Earth. That's Optimus Prime in a nut shell, but why is he in the top 20? I think it's because of the fact that Optimus Prime is an alien, and the fact that we don't see Optimus. He can transform into a truck, I think it's that factor that Transformers can be anywhere, and the 2007 and latest 2014 film, you can see Optimus Prime being this over powering wise and intelligent being which is what we see as aliens, but in certainly a different light. 

19) Yoda from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)


Grand Master at the Jedi Council, and before anyone has a go at me. Yes, he was in Empire Strikes Back. But, I picked this film because if you want to do it correct logically. Yoda's first appearance in the story of Star Wars is in Star Wars Episode I: The Pnatom Menance, here is is younger than in Empire Strikes Back. I purely picked Yoda, because he is a Jedi, and in a sense Jedi's are alien because they can control and use the force, they have these abilities that other aliens in the Star Wars universe can't understand. So, who is Yoda? Grand Jedi Master Yoda is among the oldest and most powerful known Jedi Masters in the Star Wars universe. Series creator George Lucas originally wished Yoda to follow his other characters in having a full name—Minch Yoda—but instead opted to have many details of the character's life history remain unknown. Which am happy about becuase it's more curious as a character. Yoda's race and home world have not been named in any media, canonical or otherwise, and he is merely said to be of a "species unknown" by the Star Wars Databank. Which I would love to see, Yoda's origins as a film and see where Yoda came from. Hopefully, we hear of a reference in the new film next year. The films and Expanded Universe reveal that during 800 years, he had a hand in training almost every Jedi, including many of the most powerful Jedi such as Count Dooku, who is identified in Attack of the Clones as Yoda's old Padawan Learner (which Yoda kicked his but!) ; Mace Windu (played by Samuel L. Jackson!); Obi-Wan Kenobi (partially, before Qui-Gon Jinn takes over as Obi-Wan's master); Ki-Adi-Mundi, Kit Fisto and eventually Luke Skywalker. During the animated series Star Wars: Clone Wars, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, he mentions that he trained another one of the leaders on the Jedi Council, Master Oppo Rancisis. In the Star Wars prequels, it is shown that he instructs several younglings in the Jedi Temple before they are assigned to a master. This was displayed in a scene in Attack of the Clones.

20) Tia and Tony Malone from Escape to Witch Mountain (1975)


I was about two second away as picked The Doctor, but he isn't really in a film only Doctor Who: The Movie as Paul McGann but, he isn't my favourite Doctor. So, I went with Tia and Tony Malone in a Disney film called Escape to Witch Mountain, one has psychic abilities, and one can move stuff. But, who are they? Well, at first we just think they normal human beings, but Tia has this star case that she takes with her, which soon discovers that has a map on it. Throughout the film, there memories slowly come back to them, and they realize their accident at sea did not involve a boat, but in fact a spaceship. Tony and Tia are actually extraterrestrial, the double star stands for a binary star system where their home planet was located. They had to come to Earth because their own planet was dying, however the survivors of the journey made their way to Witch Mountain and formed a community to await the surviving children, each pair in possession of a star case to help them find their way to their new home. Tony and Tia are the first thou to reach their destination, which I didn't like would prefer seeing more survivors to show they are truly home.
The children are reunited with their Uncle Bené (who survived after all, thanks to an "accommodating" shark whom he'd telepathically asked for help) and board another spacecraft. I think I picked these for my top 20 because they look like us, but have abilities that we just can't understand or can't get. And, this became a sequel too, and I think it's like The Doctor they have the human portrait, the human personalities, but they aren't all there like us. 

So, What's The Bottom Line?

The word Alien itself has been around beyond 1800, from Middle English: via Old French from Latin alienus ‘belonging to another’, from alius ‘other’. But, what it comes down to Alien means belonging to a foreign country, or in our cases planets. We are all aliens in a way when we enter foreign places like a new shopping centre, a new house, we are in the unknown. And, that's what we have here, my top 20 are really all in the unknown we can't fully understand what they are because they are alien. So, the bottom line, my top 20 will be different to yours because in a sense we are all alien in our personalities and comforts, I know we are all aliens. But, what it comes down to, is we all loving that taste of the unknown and what could and what will happen and that's the bottom line.


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Tuesday, 25 November 2014

What's The Bottom Line with Creator and Artist Model Gaz Johnson?!?!

Gaz Johnson Figures

Introduction


Gaz Johnson is one of my favourite artists when it comes to his artwork. He is based in Bagillt, and he works from work but he wants to buy a shed because his artwork involves mould?!?! What artwork involves MOULD?!?! WELL, I'll tell you! Gaz Johnson's business, is that he makes custom bespoke figures from movies, TV, music, entertainment and comic characters! The scales he works in are from 1:6 (12") and 1:4 (18"). The figures comes with fabric costumes, depending on what they are, some don't have clothing as you'll see such as aliens or werewolves....Come on people! Werewolves don't wear clothes! Only in Teen Wolf. Which we accept was a film let's move on! But, he makes them from faux fur sheets, glued onto the figure in layers, so the figures are still pose-able. He makes the figures because he is similar to me with passion of films, TV and music and you'll see this in his artwork! And, it started as a hobby because he loved collecting these figures for numerous years. Then, because why haven't we seen these? Companies stop making them, so what did Gaz Johnson do?!?!?! He start making them. So, let's see what Gaz Johnson has made!!!!

Custom Art Bespoke Figures



1. Alice Cooper 

What could Gaz Johnson do then rock out with the one and only Alice Cooper! The detail is perfect on the facial expression it screams out Alice Cooper! Look at the detail on the attire thou, it's one of Alice Cooper's trade mark outfits. But, am more surprise and delighted on the detail because most people don't go all out on figures like this one. But, you truly see the person, the character of who is Alice Cooper, a rocking legend! And, plus we know from the introduction that Gaz Johnson loves what he is creating and since this is the first figure we have seen, Gaz spot on!

2. Yul Brynner from The Magnificent Seven


Am just a little too young for this, but my Mom and Dad did play this DVD once and I do remember who this is. The detail again, spot on. University level, I haven't seen this much detail in a figure in some time. Clearly, Gaz does do his research and he does look into every inch of the character and costume. Plus, I have seen figures that don't nail that hat, I know it seems silly but seen trilbies in a figure that's suppose to be in the west! But, no Gaz once again has nailed the cow boy era! 

3. Beast from X-men 

The point before I say anything, The Beast is one of my favourite under rated X-Men characters in history! He has the skill of .... well a BEAST! But, he actually has huge intelligence! He is like a young Professor X and young Wolverine. Yeah, lots of big huge non-open minded Marvel fans could rip me apart for saying this. BUT, think about it. Young Professor Xavier had a time where he didn't use his powers, and Wolverine didn't use his claws. So, there! But, let's not study the figure for a second but the environment! It's spot on for the Beast. Gaz thought, The Beast is different lets put him where he belongs, in the wild! And, the fact that he has that aggressive side coming out of the animal The Beast! 

4. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Matrix from Commando 

Fantastic, I have to admit that....Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of a kind face that is quite hard to get right. Mainly, because of the facial expressions but again Gaz Johnson got it right. If you haven't seen the Commando or even Predator you wouldn't really see Arnold Schwarzenegger full potential of action packed film. That's my opinion, I class Terminator as a Sci-fi film with some action. But, all out action I have to admit that the detail is great, the costume that Arnie wore for the film is spot on, and the guns are hold as good old Arnie would do.

5. Beta Ray Bill from Thor comics 

If you're not a Thor fan you may or may not know who this is. But, if you want one reference to Beta Ray Bill watch Planet Hulk. Yeah, I know random but he's there. He is like a wise warrior in that film, and he knows Thor I don't know the relationship at all but he kicks butt! So, am taking the figure from what I picture from Planet Hulk. Little tiny things, the armour I remember it gold, but as I said I don't know comics more film base so he could of got his golden armour later on. The hammer however is spot on, you know Thor's hammer?!?! Well, this is like this. So, you can picture the whole strength, stragety and above all awesomeness of this character. I would say he got the presence and the character perfect and that's coming from a Marvel fanatic. 

6. Rob Bottin as Blake from The Fog 

I think it's the fact that it's showing the fog. Which, don't get me wrong for most figure makers or any artist they have to think how to make it look good and not stupid. And, Gaz got it right by making it dark and not stupid. Rob Bottin as Blake is fantastic in The Fog, and the costume is great, the blade is fantastic. I have to admit that I haven't seen the film in some time, but this figure made me remember of how brilliant it truly is. 

7. Pinhead & Chatterer from Hellraiser 


Most Horror fans will drop to there knees and hope for salvation if they see this! Pinhead!!! and Chatterer!! Let's start with the main guy, the big macho of the Hellraiser of Pinhead. I have a bobble head, I just love the character and we do and don't know much about Pinhead it depends of how much you have seen of Hellraiser because there's more than 4 films! I think there's 6 or 8 films. The detail is beautiful, the costume is fantastic and clear, plus you have to admire the pins in the head of the detail. Then, we have Chatterer a quite disgusting character of the bunch I think, he is a cross of human/animal and demon if I would have to class anything. But, Chatterer is perfect and I think the only thing giving it away of it's human is the fingers. It appears human, but it's truly greatly detailed.

8. The Bride of Frankenstein 

Probably one of the most well known Horror characters in history. The Bride of Frankenstein was a sequel into one of the most well known horror films in history Frankenstein. We have to admit the bride's outfit is fitting for any corpses. The hair style is spot on truly keeping in memory to the classic film and the eye brows and eyes, I know it sounds ridiculous but you can't deny the detail and the research done into the outfit and the figure. She has the presence of mystery, darkness and beauty which is the requirements of the Bride of Frankenstein. 

9.The Black Scorpion 

From figures to animals, well same figure issue but Gaz Johnson decides to do a monstrous and poisonous creator of a Black Scorpion. The fact of the picture, giving it the heightened of not an ordinary scorpion. But, it's a giant scorpion! There has been a few films with references to huge scorpions and the fact you see the detail and the scales of the scorpion to give it that huge ambition of a  non-stopping killing machine. 
 

10. Harry Warden from My Bloody Valentine 

This was a remake I believe from another film called "My Bloody Valentine" but I have to admit I do like the modern version. It's unusual, it's gripping and it has a tale or two to get you're teeth stuck in. Harry Warden was a miner, but turns out he's a murderer psychopath too! Go figure it's a horror film! But, you can't deny the fact that Gaz Johnson looked into the miner himself then the killer, and having that classic pick axe, and the attire and costume is dark and worn, which can be sometimes hard to portray in your artwork. 

 

11. Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles cartoon 2003 

Recently watched the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I still love Splinter, he's one of those characters you just can not like! He is a farther figure, fighting machine and one with himself! We are looking at the cartoon version, of when he worn his ropes. And, we mainly know him in some form of rags and off course his bamboo stick! The eyebrows are fantastic, because it shows him his age, his mastery and off course his wisdom. Then, we have the simple rags, which could be too simple but Splinter is a simple character for looking at. But, we can admit that simply to look at, but a butt kicking machine a great balance.

12. Spider-Man 2099

Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever a Spider can! This is brilliant, we have yet to seen this futuristic version of the Spider-Man but I think we will see it in about 20/30 years. Plus, I love the fact he added the webbed wings and you can see this detail in the outfit, the mask effect of this futuristic Spider-Man is greatly detailed, no smudges, no runs, all exactly to the letter. You can truly see, that Gaz Johnson is a lover of comic books because you see his love of comics/films through his figures, being so detailed like the comics shows the passion.  

13. Liam Neeson as Darkman 

It annoys me that I still haven't seen this film! But, I certain know who Liam Neeson is!!! But, knowing that and the simple story of the film Darkman, I know looking at the figure, there is a glimpse of Darkman and of Liam Neeson in there. The detail on the make up on the face is perfect, the detail to the burnt hands are incredibly detailed! The rags on the other hand scattered. The coat, rugged and worn and the shirt showing some form of business man. So, we can decide that Liam Neeson is the Darkman. But, Gaz Johnson truly portrayed his character into every inch of this mould figure. 

14. Ghostface from Scream 

Makes me laugh, I never think of this as a horror film, always makes me laugh. But, looking at Scream/Ghostface we can admit that it could be taken as a simple character. But, Gaz Johnson truly made who is Ghostface come to life! We can see that Ghostface is running towards his victim from the robes running off him and the knife ready to strike! Gives every horror fan a shiver of seeing Ghostface running towards them. 

15. Kane Hodder as Victor Crowley from the film Hatchet 

I have to admit, that Hatchet is one of those horror films you do have to sit in the dark. And, I do remember Victor Crowley, I mean look at that face! They didn't hold back on the horror or the special effects to the costume and amke up. The detail is spot on, the gruesome figure with a blood stained axe, shows the murderous lust of blood rushing through his vains. 

16. Ghostrider 

Still I think anyway, a quite an underrated Marvel character. We have seen him in Marvel films but hasn't got that 10 out of 10, I hope they do a remake and have more of a better actor to play Ghostrider. But, I love Ghost rider from X-Men, Hulk, and Marvel animation TV shows and films. You do get glimpses of this and you do feel the burns from this figure. And, you see the steel chain and the bone skull burnt to flames. You can, truly see the heavy metal, bike riding hero in this figure.

17. Nemesis from Resdient Evil 3 

Love the video games and the films, but you truly see the heighten of who is Nemesis right here in this figure. I actually had to look twice to see it's a figure!!! The gruesome eye, the wiggly tenticles, the horrible skin just layered on. It truly makes Nemesis one of those characters in the Resident Evil film to think twice. It's not all, "OH NO BAD GUY!!!". But, we can truly see the whole concept of seeing Nemesis for the first time not knowing who he really is. However, the back story is fantastic, if you haven't seen it yet.....WATCH IT! 

18. The Fly 1958 

I have seen and loved this film, I mainly notice it from a Simpsons episode of a Treehouse of Horror. I notice Simpsons rips everything off, so we can truly appreciate how much effort and also various characters of figures that Gaz Johnson truly does. I love the Fly, I htink ot make it look like a fly then an alien, is truly making it appear as a fly, if the head is wrong, then it all falls apart. The coat is simple which I like, because I think Gaz Johnson wanted the presence of the 1958 film era, they couldn't afford the special effects or didn't even have what they have back then! So, simple but to the point figure is always great to see. 

19. Frank the Bunny from Donnie Darko 


What can I say about this figure?!?! Well, let's be honest if you have seen Donnie Darko you'll understand this character, if you haven't you just be thinking "WHAT ON EARTH?!?!". But, even when you watch Donnie Darko it leaves you like that "What on Earth just happened?" It's one of those films, where you just lay back and go what? I love this figure because, it actually reminded me of a certain scene from Donnie Darko the film. The eyes of the bunny....and Gaz Johnson has got that creepy era about Frank the Bunny and that slanted ear, simple fur colour, remember he uses fur and mould and this is truly stunning. 

20. Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street

Has to be said one of my favourite Horror characters of all time! 1, 2 FREDDIE'S COMING FOR YOU! It truly is a horror film that expanded the horror industry of film making. As we know, Robert Englund is the iconic actor that plays Freddy Kruegar. But, that's not all, Robert Englund's movie career hit extremely high when the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise hit. I just love the outfit, the weapon, the detailed into the facial expression because of the back story of Freddy Kruegar and the fact the top is huge now at Halloween. It's black and red, either Dennis the Meance for kids, or off course Freddy Kruegar a perfect figure to have. 
 

21. Wolverine from X-Men

The most well known of the X-Men team and universe, Wolverine is hugely poplar and extremely watchable, Hugh Jackman plays Wolverine off course in the Marvel films. From X-Men (1,2,3), X-Men Days of Future Past, Wolverine and even X-Men First Class. Hugh Jackman is Wolverine, some actors are afraid of type cast, but you can't deny no one else can play this character. But, the outfit of this Wolverine I would love to see a dark version of it in the films. It's the classic, comic and the cartoon series of Wolverine, and it's just absolutely screams out the animal. 

22. Elliot Salem from Army of Two 

Didn't fully love the game as my top 3, but it's in the top 10! But, I have to admit that this is a brilliant figure. The fantastic smallest detail into the mask, the tattoos are phenomenal, the costume is fantastic! The prop of the gun is flawless. You can't deny, that it's just a gamers dream. 

23. Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th part 8

Final figure of Gaz Johnson, let's finish on a brilliant horror character, Jason Voorhees "Mother?!?" The mask is stunning, keeping to the original idea. The outfit is brilliant and off course it hugely amounts into the darkness, creepiness, straight forward and then subconsciously psychological scarred. It's one of those figures all horror fans would want to buy. 

Why Look At Gaz Johnson?


Check him out! These figures are fantastic, and there's more!!! He does a professional job at these figures and I feel when you buy a figure, you have a piece of history and love from a creator which all buyers would want. And, the fact that he started off as a hobby collecting them and now making them truly makes the items all the more special to get.

So, What's The Bottom Line?


If you don't know who Gaz Johnson is, here's the bottom line, he's been spotted by others, he is getting known and I know for a fact, we will be hearing him, much much more! So, get searching and get looking who is Gaz Johnson and that's the bottom line. 

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